Mga kasabihan daw oh
Pagkahaba-haba man daw ng prusisyon, AYUN traffic.

Green green jokes ;)
Tricycle Boy: Miss, tricycle ka ba? Girl: Bakit? Boy: Pasakay naman, hanggang sa "LABASAN" lang!..... Catsup Boy: Miss beautiful ..Catsup kba? Girl: hah! Boy: hinahanap ka kasi ng HOTDOG ko e..

Funny animated gif's
While surfing the interweb I came across some of these........

Grin jokes
XXL BADING nasa isang MERCURY Drug Store............ Bading: Miss, may XXL ba kayo na condom? Miss: Meron po, bibili ba kayo? Bading: Hindi, aabangan ko ang bibili nyan! Varicose WIFE: Doc, bakit lumalabas ang mga ugat sa bird ng mister ko? DOC:

Rude jokes of the week!
A woman goes into labour at home and the paramedics rush to the scene. The womans 3 year old daughter watches proceedings and soon the baby is boy is born. A paramedic holds him up and taps his bottom until he cries. Then he asks the little girl what sh

Kanta ko,Dugtungan mo...
Let's PLAY.. Mokanta ko,unya ang Last na WORD sa linya sa akong SONG, SONGpayan ninjo ug Kanta pod.hehehe! Example: You changed my life in a moment And i'll never be the same again... So..ky again man ang LAST na WORD, ang sunod na mo

Benoni jokes...
Q. Two Benoni guys jump off a cliff. Who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a Benoni girl use as protection during sex? A. A Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a Benoni Boy in a suit? A. The defendant. Q. Why did the Benoni guy cross the

Most Excellent Jokes
I recently went to the Doctor and I said "Help, I've got a strawberry growing out of my head". "No problem, I've got some cream for that", he replied...

Nepali jokes bhandar!!!
Let's post nepali jokes in this thread. Nepali jokes in unicode only.

Jokes 'R Us
So is this the place for jokes? AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is

Homework Jokes
Write your school related jokes here. What is amnesia? A: Memory loss A: Memory loss A: Memory loss 3: The battle of Hastings Tracy had an amount of euros, which she then shared half with her friend. She then got 3 back. Adding the

Borderline jokes
This: have you slept with a stiff? Reminded me of a joke; What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.

Popsicle stick jokes
its summer which means Popsicles and stick Popsicle stick jokes Write some that you got here (i got this idea cause im eating one right now)) What did the hungary computer say? Spoiler: I could sure go for a byte what key wont open any

Old Erap jokes
Friend:Pareng Erap may regalo ako s b-day mo phyton ang haba grabe 8 feet. Erap: ako b niloloko mo hindi ako tanga no, alam kong walang paa ang ahas 8 feet k p dayn. Tanga!! Juan:Lumilindol, Gumuguho na ang mga gusali,

tawa lang(Frimafacie's jokes)
SEX IS RELIGIOUS oh GOD ang srap! SEX IS DANGEROUS aray masakit! SEX IS ATHELETIC cge ! bilisan mo pa! SEX IS DEADLY subukan mo bunutin pptayin kita!