Rude jokes of the week!
A woman goes into labour at home and the paramedics rush to the scene. The womans 3 year old daughter watches proceedings and soon the baby is boy is born. A paramedic holds him up and taps his bottom until he cries. Then he asks the little girl what sh

Perfect Mums
My SIL who lives in America, works full time in quite a high powered job. She works very long hours each day and also has my 11 month old niece. Well... she is like the perfect mother! She feeds my niece all of this exotic food and cooks everything

Green green jokes ;)
Tricycle Boy: Miss, tricycle ka ba? Girl: Bakit? Boy: Pasakay naman, hanggang sa "LABASAN" lang!..... Catsup Boy: Miss beautiful ..Catsup kba? Girl: hah! Boy: hinahanap ka kasi ng HOTDOG ko e..

C-section mums aren't as good as natural mums
Ok, so i was having a coffee with one of my girlfriends the other day and we was just having a catchup and she told me about an experience she had the other week. She was at one of those mum & baby groups (she has a 4 month old son), and they were talking

Grin jokes
XXL BADING nasa isang MERCURY Drug Store............ Bading: Miss, may XXL ba kayo na condom? Miss: Meron po, bibili ba kayo? Bading: Hindi, aabangan ko ang bibili nyan! Varicose WIFE: Doc, bakit lumalabas ang mga ugat sa bird ng mister ko? DOC:

Benoni jokes...
Q. Two Benoni guys jump off a cliff. Who wins? A. Society. Q. What does a Benoni girl use as protection during sex? A. A Bus shelter. Q. What do you call a Benoni Boy in a suit? A. The defendant. Q. Why did the Benoni guy cross the

Most Excellent Jokes
I recently went to the Doctor and I said "Help, I've got a strawberry growing out of my head". "No problem, I've got some cream for that", he replied...

Who is this forum for?
As-Salāmu `Alaykum (السلام عليكم) Sisters, This is a sisters-only forum where SINGLE muslimahs and MUMS/MUMS-TO-BE can get to know muslimahs in their area. Currently there are over 100 members and more are joining. You will only be able to vie

Nepali jokes bhandar!!!
Let's post nepali jokes in this thread. Nepali jokes in unicode only.

Jokes 'R Us
So is this the place for jokes? AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION 1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL. 2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING. 3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is

Homework Jokes
Write your school related jokes here. What is amnesia? A: Memory loss A: Memory loss A: Memory loss 3: The battle of Hastings Tracy had an amount of euros, which she then shared half with her friend. She then got 3 back. Adding the

Borderline jokes
This: have you slept with a stiff? Reminded me of a joke; What's the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on.

LAST WEEK MUMS AND CHUMS LOST.............
7 LBS WHICH IS FANTASTIC WELL DONE LADIES KEEP IT UP LOL

INTERFERING MUMS
i have had enough tbh... as some of you know selling james car which is a vectra esate 2.6 v6 its a lovely car its fat its got a massive boot nothing major gone wrong etc we dont really wnat to sell her but we are 2 months behing on rent and we cant

Popsicle stick jokes
its summer which means Popsicles and stick Popsicle stick jokes Write some that you got here (i got this idea cause im eating one right now)) What did the hungary computer say? Spoiler: I could sure go for a byte what key wont open any