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(Saan Nga Ba?) A naked girl rode on a taxi..."Bakit" asked the girl at the driver na nakatitig sa katawannya, "Ngayon ka lang ba nakakita ng hubad?"The driver replied, "Hindi po miss, iniisip ko lang kung saan nakatago

Tell us a joke . . . . . . . .
Do you know any good jokes??? Share them here for everyone This is the only joke i know Baby Camel: Dad, why have i got such long eyelashes? Daddy Camel: Well son, in the desert, the sun is sooooo bright that our eyelashes protect our

Joke time.
An Old Farmer Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force. When they got there, the aircraft was in bad shape, smoldering in a tree line that bordered a farm. The

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Parishioner: Father bakit may nakasampay na daster, bra at panty sa may kumbento? may asawa ka? Father: Kung aasa ako sa mga donasyon nyo, di ako mabubuhay! Tumatanggap akong labada! _____ GF: I'm warning you! darating na si daddy within 1

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Bobo: pare hulaan mo ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A Pare: approachable? Bobo: mali Pare: amiable Bobo: mali pa rin Pare: o sige, sirit na nga Bobo: Anest Policeman arresting a prostitute Prosti: I am not selling sex Police: Then what are you

MAM green dummy pod
Dont need anymore not used that much x

joke of the day
i like to make people laugh so i'll post one joke everyday, feel free to post a joke as well. the more you laugh the better.

joke.. joke... joke...
Street Vendor : "bili na kayo ng relo! gold watch ito! pag namuti, white gold! pag huminto, stopwatch!" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- gf : hu hu hu hu bakit natin ginawa ito? hindi n

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Isang bagong vacuum cleaner salesman ang kumatok sa pinto ng unang bahay sa isang baranggay... isang malaking babae ang nagbukas ng pinto... bago pa nakapagsalita ang babae ay dali-daling pumasok papunta sa sala ang salesman,binuksan ang malaking plastic

Moć čini i magije
Najbrojniji u ljubavnim činima su postupci čiji je cilj da magijski neposredno privuku momka, da ga opčine, zaslepe, izlude... Ali, ni oni ne sede skrstenih ruku! U Negotinskoj krajini, na primer, bockajući iglom jastuk, devojka govori: "Ne bodem

Joke nanaman waaaaaaaaaaaa
Noon: Anak: Nay gusto kuna pong mag buntis. Nanay: Aba, Hindi puwede anak kailangan mag asawa ka muna bago ka mabuntis Ngayon: Anak: Nay gusto kuna pong mag asawa Nanay: Bakit buntis kana ba? Waaaaaaaaaaaaa ganyan ka rin baaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Joke for today'
There were 10 penguins on the beach in California 3 flew to New York 2 flew back how many is there? Why are you counting penguins don't fly

VERY URGENT - PLEASE READ - NOT A JOKE
Subject: FW: VERY URGENT - PLEASE READ - NOT A JOKE PASS THIS ON! IF A PERSON CALLED SIMON ASHTON ( SIMON25@HOTMAIL.CO.UK ) CONTACTS YOU THROUGH EMAIL DON'T OPEN THE MESSAGE. DELETE IT BECAUSE HE IS A HACKER!! TELL EVERYONE ON

BLONDE JOKE
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as a handywoman and started canvassing the neighborhoods. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do. "Well, I

Once Upon a Time - new TV show
I am LOVING this new TV show. I assure you that's something I rarely say. The only problem is having to wait a week to see the rest of the story. Netflix has me spoiled. Here's the trailer... Way cool! Anyone else see last week or this week's