If you laugh, You lose, Post when you laughed.
Post your own so others laugh also.
Tricycle
Boy: Miss, tricycle ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Pasakay naman, hanggang sa "LABASAN" lang!.....
Catsup
Boy: Miss beautiful ..Catsup kba?
Girl: hah!
Boy: hinahanap ka kasi ng HOTDOG ko e..
So watch as I try and make my hair look GLAM. ;D
(And on a personal note: my bra is stuffed and you still can't see anything)
OK. Now on to that critique stuff.
I like my bottom lashes to be longer than my top, so sorry if that looks a
A woman goes into labour at home and the paramedics rush to the scene.
The womans 3 year old daughter watches proceedings and soon the baby is boy is born.
A paramedic holds him up and taps his bottom until he cries. Then he asks the little girl what sh
You know what to do. Post funny things.
http://i.imgur.com/rieBc.jpg[/img/post?f=2&mode=newtopic
HUGE IMAGE
http://i.imgur.com/NDpDB.jpg
I'll post more/better things after supper. But for now, it NOMNOM Tiem.
XXL
BADING nasa isang MERCURY Drug Store............
Bading: Miss, may XXL ba kayo na condom?
Miss: Meron po, bibili ba kayo?
Bading: Hindi, aabangan ko ang bibili nyan!
Varicose
WIFE: Doc, bakit lumalabas ang mga ugat sa bird ng mister ko?
DOC:
haha yup i'm the one in the pic with the brown frizzy hair haha,,gawd i forget how old i was there..lmao!
lol and my 2 bbf i hung out with haha!
Use KITCHEN and CURTAIN in a sentence....
Wag mo akong CURTAIN masa KITCHEN.
Use SCHOOLING in a sentence...
[phone rings]..Hello?who SCHOOLING?
Use BORROW in a sentence...
Ang dumi naman ng BORROW mo.
Use CAESAREAN in a
[HOOK] HoneyComing-ハニーカミング- 初回版
Title: HoneyComing- hani^kamingu - shokai han
Information:
getchu : http://www.getchu.com/soft.phtml?id=297025
office : http://www.hook-net.jp/
release date: 2007/06/29
size : 3.18
Sa Math Class...
Teacher: Banong, kung meron akong 1 piraso ng karne at hinati ko ito,
ilang
piraso na?
Banong: 2 po mam!
Teacher: At kung hinati ko pa pareho?
Banong: 4 na piraso po!
Teacher: Hinati ko ulit.
Banong: 8 piraso po.
Teacher: Hinat
i like to make people laugh so i'll post one joke everyday, feel free to post a joke as well. the more you laugh the better.
You know what to do. Post funny things.
http://i.imgur.com/rieBc.jpg[/img/post?f=2&mode=newtopic
HUGE IMAGE
http://i.imgur.com/NDpDB.jpg
I'll post more/better things after supper. But for now, it NOMNOM Tiem.
So is this the place for jokes?
AN INTERESTING OBSERVATION
1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING.
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is